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Words that I adore #001; 'DULCET'.

Meaning;
a. Pleasing to the ear; melodious.
b. Having a soothing, agreeable quality.

PFFFTTHAHAHAHA.

Oh my god. A young guy, about mid twenties, asked my mum out.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Well, she looks young for her age (coughfourtysevencough).

Ego boost, much?

I AM PLAYING:

satinsheets:

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney!

OMFG. REALLY? OKAY, LIEK, AFTER YOU’RE DONE; YOU MUST FANGIRL WITH ME AND TOGETHER WE WILL RAPE THE FRILLY, PINK PROSECUTOR.

George W. Bush

taufiq:

He finally stops being President of the United States in two days’ time. Feel free to throw him any goodbye gift. Except shoes.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

Waicon will be coming up really soon.
And I really want to cosplay.
I was thinking Trucy Wright.

But her costume will be too hard to make in 2 weeks.
Any suggestions?

I’m desperate.

AAAARRRRRGHHH.

satinsheets:

cat-go-boom:

THEY ATE THE CORNETTO ICE CREAM.
MY SISTER IS SUCH A SHITHEAD.

This is where we plan their doom. How shall it be done? Slow and painful, or slow and painful?

Slow and painful. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

AAAARRRRRGHHH.

THEY ATE THE CORNETTO ICE CREAM.
MY SISTER IS SUCH A SHITHEAD.

Ugh. How rude.

I’m not saying that all you caucasians do this, but my sister’s friends just came around unannounced. Out of nowhere. Shabang.
How rude, when visiting someone, confirm it with the host first. Argh.
Little shits.

AND THEY’RE WALKING ALL OVER MY FLOOR WITH THEIR DIRTY SHOES.

ARGGGHHHH.

A visit to the psychologist-in-a-book

taufiq:

Psychological tests are useful tools that can help individuals identify the barriers standing between them and a more fulfilling personal and professional life — and figure out how they may overcome them.

I picked up a book of personality tests, written by psychologist Dr. Louis Janda, on one of my recent visits to the library. These tests are developed by behavioral researchers, and they cover every aspect of personality, from self-esteem, impulsiveness, and self-efficiency, to intimacy, anger and romantic relationships.

So I’m now off to do the tests, and I’ll be posting the full results here as soon as I’m done. I hope I don’t find out I have some mental problem…

Haha. Have fun ♥

i r a srs pedo.

Omg. Shota ♥

Oh, wow.

Devo, thanks to you, I’ve been getting a flood of
“[insert name] liked your photo” notices on my dashboard.
Haha ♥

I've always wanted to know..

devincastro:

What is the story or reason you chose the URL name for your Tumblr?
Is it your favorite lyric, quote, or something?
Because as I was going through my Followers, typing up my ‘Thank you, Followers.” post.. I couldn’t help but notice every single person’s unique Tumblr name. I love it.

Reblog, or simply email me. 

I’m just really horrible, and painfully unoriginal C:

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President-elect Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles. "OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama... when you don't know shit?"

satinsheets:

kari-shma:

urbanredneck:

(via michaelmcgee)

Love story.

I will seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu.

I tried to join P-chat, but I’ve given up.
It’s too confusing.
:C