Texts from the wrong number
- Random text: Hey jon it's licia since you don't have my number anymore... will you pease remind me to give you back your twilight ook. Sorry I've had it for a long time.
- Me: Don't worry about the book, just burn it if you can.
- Me: Literally burn it... Like in a fire.
- Her: What why would i do that?
- Me: Mostly because it sucks.
- Her: I thought you loved twilight? I'm soo confused right now.
- Me: No way. I can't stand it. I just said I liked it to seem deep, but I can't lie about it anymore. It's really a poor excuse for literature.