For Jamie.
Stiles: “I’ve finished up all my med training, and I’m finally able to take on some true medicinal work here in the field. Lives are at stake, AND I’M HERE TO SAVE THEM ONE BY ONE.”
Angie: “Doctor! There’s a car accident patient in the ER!”
Stiles: “We must hurry.”
Stiles: “What’s the diagnosis?”
Angie: “Well, there are deep lacerations in the sternum, WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!”
Stiles: “A-WHAAAAAAAAAT?”
Angie: “NOW THEY’RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS OUT OF THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPER CORES. USE YOU ZAPPY GUN TO ZAP THEM.”
Stiles: “OH MY, GAH BA BAM KA-BLAMMY!”
Guy: “Doctor, we need your help defusing this atom bomb!”
Stiles: “Open that shit up!”
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Stiles: “Man, I can’t believe how sweet being a doctor is.”
Nozomi: “Here, let me assist you, Doctor.”
Stiles: “O.”
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Stiles: “YEAH!”
Tyler: “Doctor, my sister has cancer.”
Stiles: “srsface.”
Tyler: “ZOMBIE CANCER!”
Stiles: “HAHA, YEAH!”
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“PEW PEW BAM KA-BOOMIE BAM.”
Egoraptor: “…”
Mar 24th
After some girl (shall remain unnamed)...
Evonne: Ugh, Chantel, why do people spray half the can of deodorant on themselves?
Chantel: I dunno, how can they afford all of it a week?
Evonne: What happened to the "spray into the air and walk through it" technique? That was good enough.
Desi: Yeah, that's why I prefer perfume.
Evonne: Pft, I just shower.
Everyone: lulz
Mar 11th